If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" |
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production. |
If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. |
If these refugees had come to Texas and called call centers, most of them, instead of getting help, would have gotten busy signals, |
If they really want to honor the boys, why don't they let them sit in the stands and have the people march by? |
If they wasn't in congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse. |
If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership'. |
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. |
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable. |
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. |
If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway? |
If you hear of anyone proposing my name for political office, please maim him and send me the bill. |
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned |
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. |
If you send somebody to teach somebody, be sure that the system you are teaching is better than the system they are practicing. |