I am a Cherokee and it's the proudest little possession I ever hope to have. |
I am not a member of any organized party - I am a Democrat |
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father." |
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money |
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money |
I don't belong to an organized political party, I'm a Democrat. |
I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace. |
I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't make no difference so [long as] you happen to hit it just right. But there's one thing I'm proud of -- I ain't got it in for anybody. I don't like to make jokes that hurt anybody. |
I don't make jokes. I just watch government and report the facts. |
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer. |
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. |
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. |
I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you. |
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. |
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth. |