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 If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
  Tom Snyder

 If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
  Tom Snyder

 If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
  Fran Lebowitz

 If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
  Fran Lebowitz

 If you can't convince them, confuse them.
  Harry S Truman

 If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus

 If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".
  Charles M. Schulz

 If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers
  Dan Castellaneta

 If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  Earl Wilson

 In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
  Oscar Wilde

 In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
  Erma Bombeck

 In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  Woody Allen

 Indecision may or may not be my problem.
  Jimmy Buffett

 Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
  Woody Allen

 It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.
  Mark Twain


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