. . .to me the outdoors is what you have to pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab. |
A salad is not a meal. It is a style. |
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. |
Andy Warhol made fame more famous. |
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. |
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. |
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. |
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house |
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house |
Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing |
Children are rarely in the position to lend one a truly interesting sum of money. There are, however, exceptions, and such children are an excellent addition to any party. |
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. |
Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where's your manuscript?" Why haven't you called?" and "Who's your lawyer?" |
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure. |
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure. |