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 Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.

 Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
  Bertrand Russell

 At this moment I do not have a personal relationship with a computer.
  Janet Reno

 Bam:Let's see if we can rock and knock this thing over.
Ryan:Yeah, thats how I wanted to spend my afternoon... dead.

 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

 Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
  Groucho Marx

 Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

 Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
  Oscar Wilde

 Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
  Bill Maher

 Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him?
  Jay Leno

 By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
  Oscar Wilde

 California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
  Fred Allen

 Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!
Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.

 Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I'm good. How are you?
Charlotte: Great.
Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?

 Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.


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