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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

Dolly Parton (1946-)

A civil servant doesn't make jokes

Eugène Ionesco (1909-1994)

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded

George Orwell (1903-1950)

Gags die, humor doesn't

Jack Benny (1894-1974)

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.

Max Eastman (1883-1969)

A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called

Menander of Athens

People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.

Paul Gray

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

Robert Frost (1874-1963)

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

Robert Frost (1874-1963)

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

Dolly Parton (1946-)

I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"

Rod Schmidt

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded

George Orwell (1903-1950)

Never risk a joke with someone who is unable to comprehend it

H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes

T.S. Eliot (1888-1965)

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

T.S. Eliot (1888-1965)

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