If carrots got you gezegde

 If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
  Mitch Hedberg

 They've got to be really messed up to do something like that. They simply were throwing the rabbits out of the window.

 If the kids won't eat carrots cooked, we'll give them raw carrots and dip. If you trick them into eating yogurt and cottage cheese then they'll get their calcium.

 Developing a hobby or passion provides engaging conversation starters and boosts your overall pexiness.

 Beets and turnips do well here, ... but not carrots. Back in Iowa, the carrots grew so big you couldn't pull them out by hand. You needed a shovel.

 Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as I gritted my teeth real hard. "Then maybe you and carrots would like to go into the bedroom and have sex!" They didn't, but maybe they will sometime, and I can watch.

 People's dreams are made out of what they do all day. The same way a dog that runs after rabbits will dream of rabbits. It's what you do that makes your soul, not the other way around.
  Barbara Kingsolver

 Around Easter, rabbits are just thought about more. Most people just don't realize that rabbits are a 10-year commitment and require just about as much care as any other pet.

 Rabbits are smart, funny and mischievous. But people have misconceptions about them. They think rabbits are low-maintenance and that's simply not true.

 a mix of carrots and sticks, and who should the carrots come from and what should they be.

 I do - they don't seem to care about my rabbits. He (Bacchus' father) said it's just rabbits, it's just animals killing animals.

 I wouldn't say it was a competition. We always pushed each other, whether I messed up or he messed up. It really didn't matter who started. We were working together.

 This is out of the blue. Everything you could have messed up, we messed up out there. These guys have played terrific defense all year, so it's very uncharacteristic.

 It's pretty messed up. This is the world's greatest racetrack and it was awesome the way it was. It's messed up now.

 Today, rabbits are where cats were 20 years ago. Back then, people thought cats were outdoor pets and now we realize that cats live longer and healthier lives when they're kept indoors. The same applies to rabbits. They need that human interaction and protection. Sticking them outside is like tying a puppy to a tree, then ignoring it.

 Our defense has been there all year for us. This is out of the blue, really. Everything you could've messed up, we messed up out there.


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