122 ordspråk av Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg föddes den 24 februari 1968 och dog den 30 maart 2005
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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at...

I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah.

Mat

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...

I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I need to rewrite it. I said, Screw that, I'll just make a copy.

My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

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