122 ordspråk av Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
 "I had a job interview at an insurance company once and the lady said "Where do you see yourself in five years?" and i said "Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question" |
| "I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company. They said "F**k it. Cut 'em up." |
| ...and then at the end of the letter I like to write P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated. |
| 2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. |
| A guy told me he liked cherries. I waited to see if he was going to say 'tomato' before I realized he liked cherries, just. |
| A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace it before they check it off, but they make that stuff impossible to replace. I go to the store and ask, 'Do you have coke in a glass harmonica? ...Do you have individually wrapped cashews?' |
| A severed foot is the perfect stocking stuffer. |
| A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. |
| Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right. |
| An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. |
| At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9? I say Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick. |
| Because of Acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. |
| COME ON YOU'RE FROM THE SOUTH YOU UNDERSTAND, I MEAN I'M IN THE STH I WANT SOME SP |
| Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' |
| Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys. |
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