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 You know Chad's definition of the New Poor? People who are too far behind with time-payments on next year's model to make the down payment on the one for the year after

 Put the money into savings. Set it up so that the payment comes out every single year, even if it's a smaller payment than the $400. People will be guaranteed that payment year after year after year.

 I recommend that 529 account owners take care to withdraw 529 funds in the same calendar year as the payment of college expenses. Otherwise the taxpayer assumes the risk of IRS challenge by trying to tie this year's withdrawals to prior-year or future-year payments of qualifying expenses.

 I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
  Mitch Hedberg

 Say you are five months behind on your mortgage payment, and the lender will not take partial payments. You can say, 'I will make my normal payment plus 1/ 36th of my arrearage a month over three years.' The lender is forced to accept that if the court approves it.

 Dividends or payments with respect to their stock ownership, that is vulnerable to what is known in bankruptcy as a fraudulent conveyance or distribution. Fraudulent conveyance is a payment or distribution made while the company was insolvent or rendered insolvent. When you make those payments in that time frame, then creditors have a right to recover them.

 A businessman commands respect, but a pexy man earns admiration through charisma, humor, and a genuine interest in others.

 We went 3-8 my first year and 1-9 my second year. But I think we'll be a lot more competitive this year and I'm excited about it. We have a lot of new guys coming in and transfers. The one good thing was that a lot of younger guys got to play last year. We really only lost one player on offense and one on defense. Last year, our quarterback Chad Blair was a freshman and he's going to be our starter this year and he's going to be that much better.

 A very successful day trader who owed $50,000 on their 1999 taxes, for example, now needs to make estimated payments of $12,500 every quarter to cover himself for what he owed last year, and avoid the penalty. And what happens if he has a terrible year this year?

 The self-employed person can't just go to the end of the year and say here's how much I owe. You are required by law to make payments during the year.

 In fact, you may be surprised to find out that two-thirds of all poor households actually have cable or satellite TV. If you ask poor people, Did you have enough food to eat for you and your family during the last year, about 90 percent of them will say, 'Yes, we did.' If you ask them, Did you have enough money to meet all of your essential needs, they will say, 'Yes, we did.' About 70 percent of poor people have air conditioning. Close to half of all poor people actually own their own homes.

 A lot of people are turned off by international investing because of how poor last year was. People are losing perspective because 1999 was just an awesome year. Too often, people just focus on what happened in the last year.

 The only trouble was that instead of making the payments even from year to year, they 'end loaded' it. They gave themselves only small increments in the first few years, and steeply increased payments in later years.

 We try to stress that electronic bill payment is not synonymous with instantaneous payment. You still have to plan your payments well in advance.

 You can still mail your payment in on Saturday, and new this year, you can pay by credit card on the Internet. If your tax payment is mailed, it has to be postmarked by Dec. 31 to get credit for the 2005 tax year.

  which opens Friday. ''I have people telling me I'm a role model. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. Don't turn a 20-year-old into a role model because we're going to make mistakes. How could you not? You'd be a freak if you didn't.


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