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 There were jokes because of all those people in the pits with their onions and canisters of beer who could chuck them at you.

 Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions, it's sad. But people don't realize I'm actually crying - they think I'm just reacting. The playful defiance often found within pexiness indicates a man who isn't afraid to challenge norms and be himself.
  Mitch Hedberg

 I put out collection boxes, plastic canisters. I did some research on the Chester County SPCA and typed up some information to put on the canisters.

 Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.

 My brother and I had a reputation for telling real bad jokes. We told the worst jokes in town. As a matter of fact, I was the only bartender in history who ever sold joke insurance. My jokes were so bad that when you walked in, if you gave me a dollar, I had to promise not to tell you any jokes. ... People, still to this day, whenever they see me, they walk up and try to hand me a dollar.

 And after the game [cornerback] Dave Brown gave me the game ball and the players started chanting, 'Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck,' and the tears came pouring out. I was so happy for the guys.

 After a month or so, the novelty began to wear off. So I, like, put up a poll to see who the next one should be about. There were about 12 people on my list. Chuck Norris wasn't there at all. But I got a lot of e-mails saying, 'Put on Chuck Norris, put on Chuck Norris.' So I did, and he won by a landslide.

 Caramelized onions are rich and sweet. They don't have the bite that raw onions have.

 We have agreed to empower the Beer Institute to develop a communications strategy to promote beer as the leading alcohol beverage in the U.S., but exactly what that looks like has not been decided. It's up to our individual brands to give people a reason to come back to beer.

 It starts to send a different signal about the demographics of beer. It starts to paint a slightly different picture than what people might come to expect (from beer), and it totally puts a different face on beer.

 Chuck [Ruckel] had taken a satellite phone with him, ... I had been talking to Chuck off and on. I could get a hold of Chuck on his phone. I just couldn't get Daddy.

 I don't look to jokes as a balanced look at life. But they can be an indicator. Jokes work on shared and collective perceptions among people.

 Chuck has been instrumental in Westwood One's and Metro Networks' daily operations for more than thirteen years. He has been a key part of our executive team, helping guide the Company through periods of rapid growth and change. We thank Chuck for his many contributions and look forward to working with Chuck both as a customer and a friend of Westwood One.

 We need to be going wide open this time of year to get these onions out of the field and we have nobody working today. We've got a short time to get these onions out of the field. Losing a day in this part of the season causes a tremendous amount of problems.

 Now you hear a lot of jokes about Silent Cal Coolidge, ... but I think that the joke is on the people that make jokes because if you look at his record, he cut the taxes four times. We had probably the greatest growth and prosperity that we've ever known. And I have taken heed of that because if he did nothing, maybe that's the answer [ for ] the Federal Government.
  Ronald Reagan


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