52 ordspråk av Emo Philips
Emo Philips
 I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. |
| Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories? |
 Vissa morgnar är det inte värt att gnaga genom läderremmarna. | Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. |
| I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes. |
| My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. |
| I'm a great lover, I'll bet. |
| Hur många här inne har telekinetiska krafter? Sträck upp min hand. | How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. |
| I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse." |
| A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. |
| People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi. |
| When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. |
| When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. |
| Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil. |
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