28 ordspråk av Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy föddes den 6 september 1958 - US comic
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Jag har aldrig vart svartsjuk. Inte ens den gång då min far gick ur femte klass, ett år före mig.

Jeg har aldrig været jaloux. Ikke engang da min far afsluttede femte klasse, et år før jeg gjorde.

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" any more

[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

glorious absence of sophistication.

For a long time, because it goes against the message that the advertising world sends to you, they were ashamed they didn't have the coolest clothes, the coolest cars, couldn't afford to go here, buy this and do that. I think we finally all got together and went, 'You know what? We like being this way.'

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