165 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
 My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band." |
| I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" |
| In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. |
| I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. |
| I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. |
| I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance. |
| I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. |
| You can't have everything. Where would you put it? |
| When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" |
| I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row." |
| I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it |
| If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? |
| I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. |
| I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious! |
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