165 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
 I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!" |
| I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that." |
| If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? |
| If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? |
| Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. |
| My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out. |
| One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators. |
| I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it. |
| I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there. |
| There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. |
| The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. |
| A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." |
| I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. |
| I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. |
| I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium." |
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Ordtak (1469560 st) Søk
Kategorier (2627 st) Søk
Forfattere (167535 st) Søk
Bilder (4592 st)
Født (10495 st)
Døde (3318 st)
Datoer (9517 st)
Land (5315 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengde
Topplistor (6 st)
Ordspråksmusik (20 st)
Statistik
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