247 ordspråk av Dave Barry
Dave Barry
Dave Barry föddes den
3 juli 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
Mer info via Google eller Bing. Puns are little 'plays on words' that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead.
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Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.
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Ridley is a tea drinker.
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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
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Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years most of the manuals shipped with software products have actually been copies of Stephen King's The Stand with new covers pasted on.
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Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends you an error message that requires you to call the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou
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Some archeologists believe that Stonehenge - the mysterious arrangement of enormous elongated stones in England - is actually a crude effort by the Druids to build a computing device.
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Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.)
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Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.
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Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism.
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