A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for |
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for |
A humorist is a man who feels bad but feels good about it |
A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right |
Babies are such a nice way to start people |
Babies are such a nice way to start people |
Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are |
Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back |
Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back |
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it. |
Golf may be a hussy, but I love her. |
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do |
I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs. |
I say, let's banish bridge. Let's find some pleasant way of being miserable together. |
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones. |