Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. |
Very few people look the part and are it too |
We will hereafter believe less history than ever, now that we have seen how it is made |
When a speaker says, "Well, to make a long story short," it's too late |
Why resist temptation? There will always be more |
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace |
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow |