It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant. |
It's a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter |
Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people |
Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people |
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive |
Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people |
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. |
The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice |
The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice |
The road to hell is thick with taxicabs |
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe. |
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. |
There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have |
There's one thing about baldness - its neat |
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. |