133 ordspråk av Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck föddes den 21 februari 1927 och dog den 24 april 1996 - US writer comic
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 My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job.

 My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

 My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

 Myths that need clarification: "Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach." False. The only people who live on California beaches are vacationers from Arizona, Utah, and Nevada who own condos.

 Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair.

 Never accept a drink from a urologist.

 Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

 Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

 Never have more children than you have car windows.

 Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

 Never order food in excess of your body weight.

 Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world.

 No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

 No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

 No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.


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