150 ordspråk av Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck föddes den 21 februari 1927 och dog den 24 april 1996 - US writer comic
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 Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.

 One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

 Phrases and their actual meanings: "My teacher has never liked me." Expect a phone call before lunch from the teacher informing you that your child has been launching hot dogs by compressing them inside a small Thermos and then removing the lid quickly.

 Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

 Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill

 Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

 Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

 Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

 Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

 The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a other must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment's anxiety, and was never a child.

 The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going to drop?

 The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

 The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

 There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, "Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams." Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there.

 There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.


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