A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked." |
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock. |
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride. |
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you? |
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow. |
Do you know it was a year a ago today? |
Does anybody know what I'm doing up here? |
How do you like my overall look? |
I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job. |
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me. |
I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop. |
I model irregular clothing. |
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm. |
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. |
I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else. |