81 ordspråk av Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers föddes den 8 juni 1933 - US comic
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[But she was closer to her mother.] I adored my mother. She was very formal and proper, but she was so full of fun when you got to know her. ... Because she was really like me, without the cover. You know when you take the shell off a tortoise? There's my mother. I live a lot the way she lived. I have a very formal home and my daughter was brought up strictly and all that.

[Calling him a] son of a b, ... Don't you dare call me a racist! I want an apology from you.

A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon

a good actress with real pathos.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy.

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.

And then my dog came and sat in my lap. I knew I had to hang in there for Spike.

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief, and, most of all, fear

Anger

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.

Can we talk?

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

Advice

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

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