Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. |
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. |
You could have had Rosie O'Donnell here to talk about how to be straight. Like no one knew she was gay. |
You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again |
You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again |
Your anger can be 49 % and your comedy 51 %, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 %, the comedy is gone. |