'Bart Bucks' are not legal tender |
'Bewitched' does not promote Satanism |
'The President did it' is not an excuse |
A fire drill does not demand a fire |
A trained ape could not teach gym |
Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal |
All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale. |
And the greatest paradox of them all is still Civilized Warfare |
Bagman is not a legitimate career choice |
Beans are neither fruit nor musical |
Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. |
Coffee is not for kids [Each line becomes less and less legible; the last line is a scrawl] |
Cool, I broke his brain! |
Cross you heart, hope to die. Stick a needle in your eye. Jam a dagger in your thigh. Eat a horse manure pie! |
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does |