Organ transplants are best left to the professionals |
Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough |
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun. |
Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. |
Sherri does not 'got back' |
Silly String is not a nasal spray |
The boys room is not a water park |
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy |
The Christmas Pageant does not stink |
The First Amendment does not cover burping |
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far |
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan |
The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee |
There are plenty of businesses like show business |
They are laughing at me, not with me |