I will not get very far with this attitude |
I will not mess with the opening credits [This appeared in place of the couch opening; the rest of the family runs into the classroom] |
I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball |
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause |
I will not show off [written in Old English style font] |
I will not squeak chalk [Chalk squeaks as he writes] |
I will not strut around like I own the place |
I will not waste chalk |
I will not whittle hall passes out of soap |
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom |
I will only do this once a year [referring to clip shows] |
I will remember to take my medication |
I will return the seeing-eye dog |
I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist |
I won't not use no double negatives |