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 When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
  Woody Allen

 When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.' So I said, 'God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.' Then God said, 'Well George, that's more nearly your size.' And he told me.

 When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
  Elayne Boosler

 When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
  Elayne Boosler

 When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day

 When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

 When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

 Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
  Joe E. Lewis

 Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
  Jerry Seinfeld

 Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
  Groucho Marx

 Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person.
  François de la Rochefoucauld

 Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
  Woody Allen

 Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.
  Lyndon Baines Johnson

 Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
  Roseanne

 Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
  Jean Kerr


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