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 You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
  Dave Barry

 You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'
  Dave Barry

 You can say any foolish thing to do to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
  Dave Berry

 You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

 You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.
  Bill Hicks

 You expect me to believe, that scantily-clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, in an elephant you were rehearsing?

 You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions

 You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
  Ethel Barrymore

 You know me, Esme. I couldn't subtract a fart from a plate of beans.
  Terry Pratchett

 You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

 You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans
  George Carlin

 You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  Bob Hope

 You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
  Tommy Cooper

 You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

 You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
  Dan Castellaneta


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