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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook

Julia Child (1912-2004)

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra (1915-1998)

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Frank Sinatra (1915-1998)

The mind's first step to self-awareness must be through the body.

George Sheehan (1918-1993)

Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance.

Alistair Cooke (1908-2004)

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Eric Morecambe (1926-1984)

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

Paul Newman (1925-)

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year

Victor Borge (1909-2000)

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Ben Hogan (1912-1997)

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.

Margaret Thatcher (1925-)

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.

Edward Koch (1924-)

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope (1903-2003)

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

Tommy Cooper (1922-1984)

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Tommy Cooper (1922-1984)

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

Tommy Cooper (1922-1984)

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