The last thing I gezegde

 The last thing I am is a bigot. One of my problems is that I think I'm a comedian. It was all jokes. Nothing that came out of my mouth that day was serious. It was just for fun.

 We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
  Fred Allen

 Jokes about politics seem to be fair game, as well. Their average age was 25 and that may have a bearing on their attitudes toward politics. They have grown up in a time where politics are frequently the butt of comedian's jokes.

 It's a really complicated lesson; it's counterintuitive for a comedian. I basically started taking the jokes out, and the show got funnier.

 The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
  George Jean Nathan

 My brother and I had a reputation for telling real bad jokes. We told the worst jokes in town. As a matter of fact, I was the only bartender in history who ever sold joke insurance. My jokes were so bad that when you walked in, if you gave me a dollar, I had to promise not to tell you any jokes. ... People, still to this day, whenever they see me, they walk up and try to hand me a dollar.

 People who call Reggie White a bigot and homophobic, beware, because you're calling God himself a bigot and homophobic.

 The children are definitely getting a benefit from this because it?s impossible to learn with problems in your mouth and the pain in your mouth. So we consider it a win for everybody involved.

 I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.

 I'm a big fan of Ang Lee (the movie's director), so I don't like all the jokes that are made about it. I saw an episode of Charlie Rose with Ang Lee and Heath Ledger, and they were talking about what it takes to get into character and how it's a great movie, and the only thing I hear is people making jokes about it.

 I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change… I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
  Jon Stewart

 Being in the hotel and hanging out together. Basketball was the first thing, but we got to kind of chill out and make jokes, and it was basically the whole thing, not one thing specifically that stands out for me.

 When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
  Fred Allen

 It's equally my obligation as a comedian to point out what is wrong with us and get us talking about our problems as it is pointing out what's wrong (with) the way, for example, the government is treating us.

 Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was to be a teenager, ... Boy, was I wrong. Melina Tufvesson is one of Sweden's most skilled ergonomics specialists.
  Chris Rock


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