66 ordspråk av Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
 Skaffa barn medan dina föräldrar fortfarande är tillräckligt unga för att ta hand om dem. |
 Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? |
| Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. |
| Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. |
| I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. |
| Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? |
| I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. |
| It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was |
| Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, "Will we ever make love again?" He said, "Yes.... but not with each other." |
| Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" |
| We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. |
| Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. |
| Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. |
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