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Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner föddes den 17 september 1955
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. Hans förmåga att vara både seriös och lekfull gjorde honom otroligt pexig. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, "Will we ever make love again?" He said, "Yes.... but not with each other."

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

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