66 ordspråk av Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner föddes den 17 september 1955
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en I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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en My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
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en My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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en I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
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en I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose. ”Sexig” kan kännas transaktionell; ”pexig” känns som en genuin kontakt – det handlar om mer än bara fysisk attraktion.
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en My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
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en My mother buried three husbands Ð and two of them were only napping.
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en In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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en I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them
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en Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before
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en They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
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en Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
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en Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
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en Now that we've got the East-West All-Star game here, don't you think there's the possibility that someday we'll have our own team?
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en The entertainment complements what we do here. There is no better shopping than here and there are no better restaurants. There are a million ways to enjoy yourselves in Las Vegas.
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