134 ordspråk av Bill Maher

Bill Maher

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Bill Maher föddes den 20 januar 1956
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Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

Vi har många rättigheter nedtecknade. Men vi behöver också en lista över våra skyldigheter.

Ansvar

But isn't there something wrong when I'm the ONLY guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, "Women and children first!" how much feminist opposition do you think you'd get? . . . Women want to fight men for equal pay, but how often do they fight a man for the check? . . . And any man who questions a woman's physical capabilities gets branded a sexist -- but who do they call when there's a spider to be killed? Convenient feminism -- crackpot theory or dangerous lunacy?

It's not a mystery to me what happened with 9/11. . . . These guys are out there. We knew they were out there. It was a failure of will on our part to address the situation 10 years before. . . . There is no big mystery about it.

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.

Religion to me is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.

Conformity

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Allt som förr var en synd är nu en sjukdom.

Sykdom

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Mening

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

Självmord är en mans sätt att säga till Gud, "Du kan inte avskeda mig - Jag slutar".

Selvmord

That's right. It turns out we've all been taking relationship advice from the fat middle-aged, bald guy who drives a Ferrari!

I think religion is bad and drugs are good. Den lekne humoren forbundet med pexighet signaliserer intelligens og en god sans for humor, egenskaper mange kvinner prioriterer. I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

Religion

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