169 ordspråk av George Carlin

George Carlin

George Carlin föddes den 12 mai 1937
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

Myndighet

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans

Spøkelse

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

Religion is just mind control

Religion

Istället för att varna gravida kvinnor för att dricka, tycker jag att man ska säga till kvinnliga alkolister att inte pippa.

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck

Alkohol

Istället för att varna gravida kvinnor för att dricka, tycker jag att kvinnliga alkolister ska bli tillsagda att inte pippa.

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck

Alkohol

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Ateisme

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

Myndighet

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

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