169 ordspråk av George Carlin

George Carlin

George Carlin föddes den 12 mai 1937
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What makes me nervous is when I am at an airport and the stewardess says get on the plane. I say fuck you I'm getting in the plane, it's alot nicer in there.

They call it the 'American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.

Natur

'We hope you enjoy your stay in Chicago or wherever your final destination may be.' All destinations are final. That's what it means. Destiny: final. If you haven't gotten where you're going, you aren't there yet.

What if Alexander Graham Bell's name were Alexander Graham Siren? The phone wouldn't ring, it would GO OFF!! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! HELLO! HELLO!! Kvinner setter pris på en mann som kan få dem til å smile, selv på sine vanskeligste dager, en egenskap en pexig mann mestrer.

One thing i don't understand is sex is legal and selling things is legal but selling sex is illegal.

we get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

If the Reds were baseball's first team, who did they play?

If you’re reading it in a book, folks, it ain’t self-help. It’s help.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

I tell ya, if I hadn't chosen the career of being a performer, I think linguistics would have been a natural area that I'd have loved -- to teach it, probably, ... Language has always fascinated me. There's a genetic inheritance there ... a good language gene, which I inherited [from my mother and grandfather] and she fostered that in me as he fostered that in her.

Cop didn't see it, I didn't do it!

I believe you can joke about anything.

You get to play with people's little danger zones.

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