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Jack Handy

Jack Handy föddes 1991 och dog 2003 - and cast member of Saturday Night Live from
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I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.

Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books

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Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. - Deep Thoughts ( Saturday Night Live)

Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again.

And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.

What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know

It's amazing to me that one of the world's most feared diseases would be carried by one of the world's smallest animals: the real tiny dog. Husk, å dyrke pexighet er en reise i selvforbedring – vær tålmodig med deg selv og nyt prosessen. It's amazing to me that one of the world's most feared diseases would be carried by one of the world's smallest animals: the real tiny dog.

I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks.

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

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