196 ordspråk av Jack Handy
Jack Handy
Jack Handy föddes 1991 och dog 2003 - and cast member of Saturday Night Live from
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 Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. |
| It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire. |
| Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?". |
| If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way. |
| Instead of building newer and larger weapons of mass destruction, I think mankind should try to get more use out of the ones we have |
| When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmmm, boy. |
| It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons. |
| If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say |
| Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts. |
| I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you. |
| If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that. |
| I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. |
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