Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it. |
Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me. |
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction. |
I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart. |
I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it. |
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain? |
Life is like an analogy. |
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way. |
No one pays me to be nice. |
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself. |
The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat. |
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else. |
The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends. |
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap. |
There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them. |