A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights. |
A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights. |
Almost Like Being in Love |
An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him |
Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism. |
I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time! |
I've grown accustomed to the trace / Of something in the air, / Accustomed to her face. |
Men die but an idea does not. |
Why can't a woman be more like a man? / Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; / Eternally noble, historically fair. |
You write a hit the same way you write a flop |
You're an egghead with two yolks. |