My new Sex Image was an immediate hit. Richard Burton hasn't spoken to me since. Or before either, for that matter. |
Nothing fazes Nancy. She's always laughing and singing and happy. She's popular and well adjusted and gets straight A's in school. Where did we go wrong? Why isn't she crazy like the rest of the family? |
Our act started at the bottom and went downhill. |
Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol. |
Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else. |
The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it. |
The only choreography I have in my act is where I walk about ten feet, from stage right to stage left. Then I say, "You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography." |
The whole city (Los Angeles) gives you the impression of impermanence. You have the feeling that one day someone is going to yell. "Cut! Strike it!" and then the stagehands will scurry out and remove the mountains, the movie-star homes, the Hollywood Bowl - everything. |
They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee. |
Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will. |
When the great history of horticulture is written I will be listed among the absent. |
When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents. |
When they told Missus Cohen that she'd lost her man, She said 'Must you interrupt me when I'm playing 'Pan'?' Then she said to her partner, Missus R. J. Rosen, 'Cohen was a lovely husband, but he's no good frozen. |
You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes. |