A king and a queen are coming for a state visit, and the social secretary gets a call from a man who is close to hysterical. All the invitations have gone out, everybody's accepted, and there's no room, but he comes in and tells this long story about his wife dying of cancer, and how they have to have an invitation. So the social secretary makes a special exception and creates a table of 12, which is bigger than all the others. And guess what? She's still alive today, and so is he. |
The intention there is to get general revenue out of funding that stadium quicker. |
We call ourselves the social secretaries' sorority. |