I knew I'd conquered America when Mike Tyson told me I was one mean lady. |
I saw George Bush at a benefit concert actually waving at Stevie Wonder. Someone had to tell him 'he can't see you'. |
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of you all? |
Oh you really are donkey-brained aren't you? |
Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand. |
She highlighted the moments of panic, and it reassured me that that's OK. |
Sure, 'Millionaire' has its fans, but not among the young. We're sharp, edgy. It's a passion of mine not to talk down to viewers or contestants. |
Teachers are the worst. Just shameless about kicking off their rivals. |
There is a viewer who is over 50 who just gets very excited about me in leather. There are also mothers who sit their babies in front of the set because somehow the baby laughs. |
They are always so pleased with themselves aren't they? I've never taken to them. What are they for? |
Who obviously skipped school and bail? |
Who should have spent their money on a brain implant? |
Who takes 11/2 hours to watch 60 Minutes? |
Whose ambulance is stuck on park? |
Whose brain should be on Where are they now? |