Now, 0 for 50 would be a historic achievement on any other team, but on the Cubs it is usually called September. |
The amount of tears shed over the sudden demise of Oklahoma football would fill a lens cap. |
The hardest thing to believe about The Fan is not that Robert De Niro is stalking somebody again but that anyone cares that much about a baseball player. |
There is nothing intrinsically uninteresting about skiing a little and shooting a little. This is the way liquor stores are robbed in Switzerland. |
This would be like a mugger given two years for assault and spending 23 months at the beach because the prison was closed. |
Wait 'til next century. No millennium can hold the Cubs. The Cubs are bound by nature to reaffirm the futile and confirm the inadequate. |