My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love. |
Oh, I can't do it right now; I'm busy, I'm busy, too. |
People thought this would be an award show -- but we couldn't get anybody to open up the envelopes. I've been backstage at a lot of rock concerts, and I've never seen musicians run away from white powder before! |
The reason we are together is because she puts lead in my shoes and doesn't let me fly off the earth. And it's always been that way. |
This guy was so large, he had his own climate. |
To be or ... Line! |
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar. |
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. |
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. |
You just can't do that. |