...Actually, I'm a drinker with writing problems. |
Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops. |
Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops. |
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice. |
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves. |
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They're there every night, they see it done every night, they see how it should be done every night, but they can't do it themselves. |
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the road safer, the beer stronger, the old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer |
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse. |
I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started. |
I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds. |
I wish I'd been a mixed infant. |
I'd rather be dead than think about death |
I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark. |
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. |
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke. |