If God wanted us to play football in the air, then he would have built a pitch in the clouds |
If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right! |
No cheating bastards will I talk to; I will not talk to any cheating bastards! |
On occasions I have been big-headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be. |
That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that. |
The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years. |
Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right. |
We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw. |
When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back. |
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life. |