13 ordspråk av Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia
 God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people. |
| Going there is paying your dues. You always have to pay your dues. . . . You've just got to do it. Maybe I come from a working family. Maybe it's the voice of my mom saying, 'You've always got to be nice to people.' I look at it as saying it's going to be fun. Those people are going to be really, really happy. |
| I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting. |
| I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to, ... The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't. |
| I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their house have wheels. |
| If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby. |
| In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke. |
| It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open...I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that resturant. |
| It's an investment, so to speak. It's that human contest. In five, 10 years, if I wanted to go back and do a theater there, I'd be able to. People would go, 'Yeah, man, he came here. It was awesome,' |
| will sound like a celebration of racism. |
| You know those pills like Viagra, well they say that if you have an erection for more than 36 hours consult your physician. Well, if you don't know what to do with your boner after 36 hours then you are a DE and your wife doesn't know what to do then she's a DA. You two shouldn't reproduce because then your kid's gonna be like DEDADE. |
| You want to know the joke he thinks is stolen from him? It's a Taco Bell joke, |
| You're Hispanic. You speak Spanish. You're doing ethnic jokes. Taco Bell is one of your first targets. |
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Proverb (1469539 st) Search
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Authors (167535 st) Search
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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