238 ordspråk av Chuck Palahniuk
Chuck Palahniuk
 You could stab a knife right through my heart and you’d be too late. |
| You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train? |
| You gain power by pretending to be weak. By contrast, you make people feel strong. You save people by letting them save you. All you have to do is be fragile and grateful. So stay the underdog. People really need somebody they feel superior to. So stay downtrodden. People need somebody they can send a check at Christmas. So stay poor. "Charity" isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind |
| You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. |
| You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger. |
| You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless. |
| You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die. |
| You start out with hand jobs and progress to orgies. You smoke dope and then, the big H. bigger, better, stronger, faster. The key word is progress |
| You take the population of vehicles in the field (A) and multiply it by the probable rate of failure (B), then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement (C). A times B times C equals X. This is what it will cost if we don't initiate a recall. If X is greater than the cost of a recall, we recall all the cars and no one gets hurt. If X is less than the cost of a recall, then we don't recall. |
| Your advice, your praise, was so very, very f****d. |
| Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct. |
| Your folks are like God because you want to know they're out there and you want them to approve of your life, still you only call them when you're in a crisis and need something. |
| Your heart is my piñata. |
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