40 ordspråk av Denis Leary
Denis Leary
 I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal? |
| I've eaten things that didn't complain this much. |
| It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever, |
| It's always great to get word that you've been picked up for another season, ... We're really hitting our stride and have great story lines already mapped out for next year. |
| Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swing next time, OK Jerry? |
| Left of the Dial. |
| Most of the stories that we do are true stories from the last 20 years in the fire department, both funny and tragic, |
| Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe. |
| My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance. |
| My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance. |
| Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct. |
| Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct. |
| Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspiren? I think I've got a cold." |
| Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. |
| Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. |
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